December 2011
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
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My last girlfriend’s name was Jessica. Me and her were dating for a solid 6 months. It may not be much but that was the longest relationship I’ve ever been in. One of my good friends, Juliet, hooked us up. She was and still is dating this guy named Josh; he was another one of my good friends.
Every now and then Jessica would tell me that Josh kept on asking her to have a threesome with him and...
Home alone & I hear a noise
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HEAVEN???!??!?!
dont deny me. D:
I just keep reblogging this . I LOVE YOU JESUS <3 !
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LOVE YOU JESUS!!!
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BEST CHRISTMAS STUFF EVER!
I got all the best stuf!
i got: climbing shoes, boxing shorts, a speed bag, 3 jump ropes, broadway tickets, a tea collection, a tailgate pack, Black and yellow nikes, and lots of clothes
This was the best year since the year i got all the nerf guns :D #winning
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I was 10lbs when I was a baby,
I was so big that i didn’t fit in the diapers they had. They had to go get toddlers’ diapers because they were the only ones that fit me. When i got home, all the clothes my parents and family friends bought for me didn’t fit. I skipped the infant stage.
I was fucking huge! #winning
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Ugggg
So, now i’m home and i want to want to train so i can get back in shape and prepare for boxing, unfortunately i just don’t want to —______— g2 get motivated somehow. lol sleep would probably help
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